1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,599 {\an8}You're always there, sticking up for him, 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,599 {\an8}fighting all his battles. 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:08,079 Going in two-footed, playing the bully. 4 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,319 We're not arguing about who's gonna be your best man. 5 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,079 Although, just to be clear, if it was me, it'd be an honor. 6 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,080 - How about we all go out somewhere? - That sounds nice. 7 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,200 Is yours done yet? 8 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,479 I don't wanna bring someone into Joe's life without asking you first, 9 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,919 and I would want the same. 10 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,919 Say what that comes into your head. 11 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,199 - Would you like to meet up sometime? - Oh, right! 12 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,919 I think you're keeping your distance because you don't approve. 13 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:33,999 I didn't want to be… my usual controlling self. 14 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,679 Just tell me you're ashamed of me. 15 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:37,880 I could never be ashamed of you! 16 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,319 End of an era. 17 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,079 All those memories, eh? 18 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,439 Yeah. 19 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,479 I bet you're as choked up as I am. 20 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:50,680 Yeah. 21 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,080 We need suits. 22 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,920 - Wedding suits. - Do we? 23 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,240 We do! 24 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,639 Thanks, pal. I won't let you down. 25 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,519 You know, when Eddie married Nicola, he had Paul as his best man, 26 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:06,279 and we all know how that marriage ended up. 27 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,599 I'll tell you what, I'll buy the suits. 28 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,519 - My treat. - If you like. 29 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:14,279 We can't have the groom and his best man looking like a pair of scruff bags, eh? 30 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,880 Ralph! All right? 31 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,640 - How's it going, man? - Not bad. You? 32 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,599 - Yeah, not bad, man. - Bloody London. 33 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:38,520 ♪ Well, I stand at every corner Of the world ♪ 34 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:43,840 ♪ And I stand in every corner Of your heart ♪ 35 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:49,600 ♪ And I give you everything That I call love ♪ 36 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:55,080 ♪ From the heavens To the bottom of the sea ♪ 37 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:02,680 {\an8}-♪ Trampolene ♪ - ♪ I can't believe you're trampling me ♪ 38 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,520 {\an8}♪ You tell it to me softly Then you disagree ♪ 39 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:15,120 {\an8}♪ Well, I stand at heaven's gate Come see me cry ♪ 40 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:20,920 {\an8}♪ Heaven's gate is locked They will not let me by ♪ 41 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:26,520 ♪ And so I walk a little mile Into your dream ♪ 42 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:31,800 ♪ And tell me what is on your mind My trampolene ♪ 43 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:33,040 Thank you. 44 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:36,440 - ♪ Trampolene ♪ - ♪ I can't believe you're trampling me ♪ 45 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:42,280 {\an8}-♪ Trampolene ♪ - ♪ I can't believe you're trampling me ♪ 46 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,999 {\an8}♪ You tell it to me softly Then you disagree ♪ 47 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,279 {\an8}-♪ Trampolene ♪ - ♪ I can't believe you're trampling… ♪ 48 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,759 {\an8}Okay, see you later. 49 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:49,999 {\an8}- 'Kay. - Morning, Brittany. 50 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,079 Good morning, Blaise. 51 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,279 {\an8}Good morning, Zebra class! 52 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,159 {\an8}- Good morning, Heather! - Good morning. 53 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,199 Okay, so, whose turn is it 54 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,759 - to show the timetable today? - Me! 55 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:03,679 Oh, so many volunteers. I think it's Stacey's turn. 56 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,639 I think it is! There you go, Stacey! 57 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:09,599 So, what day is it today? Can anyone tell me? 58 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,599 - Wednesday. - Wednesday! Okay. 59 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:16,759 So good morning first, yeah. And then circle time. 60 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:17,879 Snack. 61 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,999 - Snack, favorite bit. - And tidy up, and then outside. 62 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,759 And outside, yes. We've-- We've all done very well. 63 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,079 - Yeah. - Okay, thank you, everybody. 64 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,439 So, after circle time, Joe's mum, Alison, 65 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,360 is gonna be telling us all about tomorrow. 66 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,599 Great! 67 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,599 So, your first stop is gonna be with this man, 68 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,479 and he's called Maurice, and he's a fireman. 69 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,440 - Where is Maurice's… - This is Maurice here. 70 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,839 And he's also Joe's granddad. 71 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,799 Well done, Joe! 72 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,599 So you have to say hello, and you tell him your name, 73 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:57,640 and then he's gonna tell you his name and he'll give you a reward. 74 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,520 - What's a reward? - And then what else will he do, Joe? 75 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,239 Point. 76 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,239 It's rude to point. 77 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,319 It is! It's rude to point. 78 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:08,999 But he's not gonna be pointing at you. 79 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,079 He's gonna be pointing the way to the next station. 80 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,799 Oh! To the bakery? 81 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,400 It's the best one, isn't it? 82 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,479 And then we go around and get… 83 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:22,319 Yeah, and Heather and I, we're gonna walk all the way around with you. 84 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,959 All the way around. 85 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,159 The Aardvark class are gonna come too, 86 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:28,279 so we can raise lots of money for the new minibus. 87 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:29,200 Yay! 88 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:34,559 Thanks, everyone! Next rehearsal is a run-through of the wedding songs, 89 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,160 so I need a full attendance, please. 90 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:40,839 I've put the arrangements in the baritone and the soprano parts on the website. 91 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:43,359 Maurice, I just wanted to give you these. 92 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,999 - I really can't. - No, they're not for you. 93 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,240 They're, uh, for your Rebecca. 94 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,280 - How far along is she now? - Uh, seven months. 95 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:56,440 These are apparently all the rage at ante-natal classes. 96 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:00,839 It helps with demonstrating latching on. 97 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,879 I've gone a bit abstract with the colors, but… 98 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,599 Right, well, thanks very much. 99 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,439 I think she only needs one for the class, 100 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,679 but, erm, I've made a pair just to be on the safe side. 101 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,799 One's knitted, and the other's crocheted. 102 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,640 Well, it's nice to have a choice. 103 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,120 Uh, they're for Rebecca. 104 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:19,680 Oh. 105 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,839 - Thanks, Granddad. - Mm, lovely. 106 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:27,759 They'll be an ice breaker if nothing else. 107 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,240 Did you make these yourself? 108 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,640 They're all the rage at the ante-natal clubs. 109 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,319 - Well, what time's your class? - 4:30. 110 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,719 - Why? Do you wanna come? - No, yeah. 111 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,839 - I will, if you really want me to. - I'm joking. 112 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,319 I know the thought terrifies you. 113 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,280 Tom's coming. He's gonna hand out business cards. 114 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,159 Oh, right. 115 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,519 Well, as long as he's doing it for the right reasons, 116 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,640 that's the main thing. 117 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:50,880 What about you? 118 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,359 - What about me? - Does the thought terrify you? 119 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,119 Bit late for that, innit? 120 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,280 Is this a cry for help, Maurice? 121 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,639 They're all the rage, apparently. 122 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,600 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 123 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,440 There's a customer. 124 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,119 Hate to be a stickler, but you are the waiter. 125 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,280 She would like you. 126 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:27,999 - ♪ I know, I know, I know, I know ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 127 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,479 Sure you don't want to sit in? 128 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,400 - Oh, no, I'm fine. Thank you. - Right. 129 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,360 So… 130 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,240 I expect you're wondering why I didn't call 131 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,319 after our early-morning chat at the camping. 132 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:50,760 Oh, no. I get it. 133 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,560 Euphoria of the barbecue, 134 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,439 words said in haste. 135 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:57,359 The heady perfume of the chemical toilet. 136 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:01,440 I was just waiting for the right event. 137 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:03,760 There's a talk at the library. 138 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,759 - At the library, eh? - Mm. A travel writer. 139 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,720 He trekked through Nepal and lost three toes to frostbite. 140 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,799 I thought if we had something stimulating, 141 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,439 we'd have a catalyst for conversation. 142 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:18,039 Sarah… 143 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,560 you had me at "library." 144 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,840 Right. 145 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,199 - Does that mean you want to come? Right. - Yes. Yes. 146 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,920 Yeah. It was a joke. 147 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,079 - End of, uh, Top Gun. - Oh. 148 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,960 - Jerry Maguire. - Jerry Maguire. 149 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,800 Yes, I think… that would be lovely. 150 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:43,680 I brought a leaflet, just in case you said yes. 151 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:45,920 Mm. Great. 152 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,199 Tomorrow? 153 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,400 Oh, shit. 154 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,000 Oh. 155 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,399 I'm at Joe's sponsored walk in Manchester tomorrow. 156 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:58,080 - You can't miss that, can you? - Sorry. 157 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,160 That… 158 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,239 Another time, then. 159 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,840 Another time. 160 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,120 You don't like her, do you? 161 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,280 I do like her. What? 162 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,519 D'you think it looked like I didn't like her? 163 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:36,679 Your body language looked like you don't like her. 164 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:39,559 That's just my body. It comes out at odd angles. 165 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,240 Do you think she likes me? 166 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,559 I think she thinks she's your girlfriend. 167 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,960 Need to clean that table again. You missed a bit. 168 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,839 Heather, what're you gonna dress up as? 169 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,399 - Oh, it's a surprise. - Ice cream man? 170 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,239 - An ice cre-- That'd be cool. - Maybe. 171 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,559 Is it a shark? 172 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:04,479 A shark? No, it's not a shark. 173 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,279 Well, I have written up 174 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,239 the risk assessment for the pond in the park. 175 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:11,239 I've got brollies, Wellie box, rain hoods if it rains. 176 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,039 All the volunteers DBS-checked. 177 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:14,879 I've sent sponsor forms home with the kids, 178 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:18,520 - so I can chase it up-- - Alison, Alison, calm down. 179 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,759 This is the best-planned sponsored walk I have seen. 180 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,919 It's a local park, not the D-Day Landings. 181 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,159 - You think I've over-planned. - No. 182 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:29,159 You've come up with an activity that all the children will enjoy, 183 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:32,559 and you've made the thing that Joe does best the center of the day. 184 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:35,079 You still think it's a good thing to base my assignment on my-- 185 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,160 You don't think it's bad that I'm using it for my uni course? 186 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:42,080 You've done a nice thing. It's not a crime if it helps you too. 187 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:46,240 Now you've just got to add our kids and see if it works. 188 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:50,840 - One other thing, though. - What? What have I left out? 189 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:55,479 - Enjoy it. Try to enjoy it. - This is me enjoying it. 190 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,319 You wanna see me when I'm tense. 191 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,879 We could read a book about it. There's loads of stuff on YouTube. 192 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,359 Oh, yeah, YouTube would be my go-to guide for childbirth. 193 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:06,319 I just don't want to sit in a room with a bunch of people 194 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:10,000 who have nothing in common except they all had a shag around the same time. 195 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,919 Well, you just sold it to me. 196 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:15,720 Might even be fun. 197 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,239 I think it is just in terms of being really relaxed 198 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,919 and kind of-- just about being prepared. 199 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:27,519 Maybe if-- Oh, come in. Come in, Rebecca. You haven't missed much. 200 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,240 We're just contemplating the mucus plug. 201 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,520 Have a seat, love. 202 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:35,399 I'd like each pair to use the objects they have 203 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,920 to re-create a stage of the birth process. 204 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,439 I think the melon must symbolize the baby. 205 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,760 Any ideas? 206 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,640 Mainly that you're gonna have to fight me for that donut. 207 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,399 Stages of dilation, I would have thought. 208 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,080 Um, should we start with this one? 209 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:52,519 So, is, uh, this your first? 210 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,360 No. I'm not the father. 211 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:55,920 Oh! 212 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,479 Don't think I could raise another man's child. 213 00:10:58,480 --> 00:10:59,639 Me neither. 214 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:01,479 How is your birth plan coming on? 215 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:04,559 I've made a start. I know what sandwiches I'm bringing. 216 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,999 And I've put down for every drug known to man. 217 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,400 I mean, all that kit we need, it's unbelievable, isn't it? 218 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,479 John Lewis is great for baby bags, breast pumps, sterilizers, 219 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,159 and presenting blankets. 220 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,880 - "Presenting blankets"? - Yeah. 221 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,000 Are you having a boy or a girl? 222 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:21,639 Uh, I don't know. I didn't want to know. 223 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:25,199 Oh, it's best to find out. Then you can imagine how it's gonna feel. 224 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,520 Start to get to know the baby as a person before they've even arrived. 225 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,479 We'll get a pint in there, 226 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,519 when we come out, I'll run my speech by you. 227 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:39,439 I'm pulling your leg. Here it is. Let's get in there. 228 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,200 By the time we come out, we'll look like half the Rat Pack. 229 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,239 - What are you waiting for? - Josh. 230 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,399 - Who the hell's Josh? - My best man. 231 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,239 So, I'm not your best man? 232 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,640 No, it's Josh. He's a laugh. 233 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,680 ♪ You're twistin' my melon, man ♪ 234 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,840 All right, Josh? I'm Maurice. 235 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,200 ♪ Call the cops ♪ 236 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,240 Huh? 237 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,320 Thought you might be in need of sustenance. 238 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,200 Come in. 239 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,959 There's a knack with these kind of fittings. 240 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,880 Your hand is going against what your brain is telling you is logical. 241 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,079 I'm used to that feeling. 242 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,439 Brilliant. 243 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,319 - Thank you. - Pleasure! 244 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,479 Right, what's next? Chest of drawers? 245 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:58,239 Well, yeah, but we can have the cake and I can do that later. 246 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,039 Do the things you don't want to first, Paul. 247 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,560 That way, your day will always get better, and you'll end it on a smile. 248 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:08,440 Okay, so, what are we looking at? Phillips or Flathead screwdriver? 249 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,480 Tom and Jonathan. 250 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,440 So, 251 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:16,520 we thought the melon represents the baby's head, 252 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,040 and the sleeve is the birth canal. 253 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,239 And here we have crowning, ladies and gentlemen. 254 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,719 - Yeah! That's very good! - Thank you! 255 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:27,880 Rebecca and Olivia? 256 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,359 - So, we're thinking stages of dilation. - Uh-huh. 257 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:33,559 Uh, first contraction, 258 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:37,759 then bigger, bigger still, and eye-watering. 259 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,080 Very good. Excellent! 260 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,359 - That was a bit of fun to… - Have you really got everything ready? 261 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,239 Now I'm going to come round and talk to you… 262 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,119 I mean, yeah. The way I see it is, 263 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,999 make yourself as prepared as you can for the unexpected. 264 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,399 I think we all know what's expected. 265 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,599 What I mean is, when the baby arrives, 266 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,759 we don't actually know what it's gonna be like, do we? 267 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,360 Now, Tom, can you lend me your melon? 268 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,520 And if I can get two volunteers to pull this scarf from either end, 269 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,840 we can start showing just how much pressure the pelvic floor… 270 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,320 Oh, I see. 271 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,520 I'm being promoted to station one then, am I? 272 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:25,840 I think that's a good idea, love. 273 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,160 'Cos Granddad can be a bit… 274 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,280 alarming, if you don't know him. 275 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,839 Okay, kiddo. I'm off. 276 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,000 I'll see you bright and early. 277 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,440 - Get some sleep. - I'll try. 278 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,440 The cross, the map, the park, my class. 279 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,240 Do you remember what Heather said? We have to enjoy it. 280 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,640 - Yeah? - What if? 281 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,400 - What if what? - What if it rains? 282 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,120 It might rain. 283 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,640 But we'll be all right 'cos we have a plan. 284 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:10,320 The plan, the cross, the map, the park, my class. 285 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,119 All those things just help the day go well. 286 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,640 They're not things to worry about. 287 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,400 There will be hats. 288 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,880 Maybe. If it rains. Or raincoats. 289 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,840 We need hats. 290 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,160 All my class, for the walk. 291 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,640 - Hats? - Special hats. For the walk. 292 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,040 - So we know. - The hats. 293 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,840 There's 12 hours to go, and now he's saying we need hats. 294 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,439 - You all right, Ralph? - Yeah. 295 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:57,080 - Josh? - He doesn't say much. 296 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:58,880 Josh? 297 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,239 What's he doing in there, working on his speech? 298 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,199 What sort of thing are you looking for, sir? 299 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,440 The sort of suit a best man wouldn't wear. 300 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,839 You look like you should be working the door at Wetherspoons. 301 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,519 What're we thinking, fellas? 302 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,720 - Not right. - More of a classic line? 303 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,560 - Softer cut? - You don't want double-breasted, Ralph. 304 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,279 - I know. - You don't want those pleated things 305 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,760 that make you look like you've got a book resting on your arse. 306 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,119 Try that on. Have a look in the mirror. 307 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,040 Stop fussing. You're not my dad. 308 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,839 It needs to look good with trainers. 309 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,359 - Is he serious? - I don't know. 310 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,560 Like he says, I'm not his dad. 311 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,359 Are you keeping it neutral then? 312 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,399 Not too busy? 313 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,320 Mm. That's the idea. 314 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,479 - Because of his autism? - Because of his autism. 315 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,199 Which is ironic considering as he's living at his Granddad's, 316 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,120 which looks like an auction house. 317 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,599 It speaks well of your family that you can live 318 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,560 with your ex-father-in-law without killing each other. 319 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,800 It's only a matter of time. 320 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,240 Bill's grandparents spend their time shouting at him, 321 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,039 'cos of his hearing aids, and saying with complete confidence, 322 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,079 but without a hint of medical knowledge, 323 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,359 "There's nothing wrong with him," and, "He hears you when he wants to." 324 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:13,560 "Oh, he seems to understand you when you offer him an ice cream." 325 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,999 That's one of Maurice's favorites with Joe. 326 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:21,120 They don't blame Bill. They blame me. They think I worry too much. 327 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,519 And when I found out there was something wrong with him, 328 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,960 I exaggerated it until he needed hearing aids. 329 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,080 Do they actually say that? 330 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,519 I've always been a worrier, 331 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,760 and then fate gave me a child to worry about. 332 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,320 I'm not sure it works like that. 333 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,840 You don't have to feel obliged 334 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,040 to have our date after this, Paul. 335 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,400 This can count, and we can say we tried. 336 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,520 Well, if there's another talk at the library… 337 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,480 You don't mean that. 338 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,480 I do. 339 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,480 Really. 340 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,759 - Shall we get this job finished? - Mm. Yeah. 341 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,240 Okay. 342 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,360 Oh. I'll, erm, just take an antihistamine. 343 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,840 I don't want the paint fumes irritating my membrane. 344 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,519 Amen to that. 345 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,040 Thank you. 346 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,400 He was always first choice, right, for best man? 347 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,160 Yeah. 348 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,759 Hmm. 349 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,439 I just thought he could be a bit more outgoing, you know? 350 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,320 Well, or at least say a few words now and again. 351 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,319 Oh, nice. Smart. 352 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,400 You look, uh… 353 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,400 the dog's bollocks. 354 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,520 Very nice. 355 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,879 You could at least have told me you were gonna take a vow of silence. 356 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,599 - Sorry. - It wasn't so bad though, was it? 357 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,959 Okay for you. Top of the class with your melon installation. 358 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,359 Jonathan was a great leader. 359 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,640 I felt competitive urges I never knew I had. 360 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,959 Olivia banging on about all the plans she's made. 361 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,639 All the kit she's already bought. 362 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,320 She was a bit full-on, but… 363 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,039 perhaps she thought she was being helpful? 364 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,040 Perfect couples do my head in. 365 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,000 Now, come on. 366 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,520 Couples don't come much more perfect than us. 367 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,240 What is it? 368 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,000 Is it just… 369 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,360 that it's scary now it's really happening? 370 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,000 Yeah, that's it. 371 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,240 I've known you since double English on the first day of year seven. 372 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,880 I know when you're hiding something from me. 373 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,840 You're right. It's just scary, that's all. 374 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,799 Thanks for your help today. Saved me loads of time. 375 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,599 Yeah, I'm never happier than when I've got my hand on an Allen Key. 376 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,319 You're full of surprises. 377 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,959 Well, it's logical. It's reassuring. 378 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,440 And when it's done, it's done. 379 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,119 Although chipboard dust has to be handled with care. 380 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,559 - Of course. - Yeah. 381 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,520 I could come tomorrow if you like. 382 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,079 - To the… - To the, um, sponsored walk. 383 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,439 - Oh! - You said there weren't enough volunteers. 384 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,679 - Right. - I'd like to. 385 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,199 You do know it's fancy dress. What about Bill? 386 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,999 Um, Bill's with his gran this week. 387 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,439 The other one. The nice one. 388 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,920 - Right. Yeah. - Only if you want me to. 389 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,759 Otherwise, you just have to say, "Sarah, you need to re-tune your antenna." 390 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,920 No. No. You should. 391 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,760 Yeah, you should come. 392 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,800 - Okay. - It'd be nice. 393 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,960 Goodness me. 394 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,199 What a day of surprises. 395 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,000 Do you have any herbal tea? 396 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,080 Not so much herbal, no. 397 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,040 I always carry a couple for emergencies. 398 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:40,480 I reckon, between us, we're capable of making a dozen hats, aren't we? 399 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,759 I didn't mean for you to drop everything and come around. 400 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,559 - I just panicked. - No, I know how that feels. 401 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,200 I can't believe you've ever panicked. 402 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,439 My first day at teaching practice, 403 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,600 I slipped on a mat, fell over, banged my head. 404 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,239 I was demonstrating an obstacle course, 405 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,520 and all the kids laughed. 406 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,120 I panicked, wanted to cry, 407 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,719 so I pretended I'd done it on purpose. 408 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,240 Really hammed it up so I could properly cry. 409 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,879 If the Smiths had written a song about teaching practice, 410 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,760 - I would have been that song. - Aw. 411 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,079 You stuck with it. That's the main thing. 412 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,440 Yeah, well, I had to. It's what I wanted to do. 413 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,280 Why? 414 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,319 I mean, I know why I'm obsessed with this stuff. 415 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:23,440 It's because of Joe, but… 416 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,440 why did you? 417 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:31,320 In the first place, I'm ashamed to say, because I was a nauseating do-gooder. 418 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,999 I'm not being fair on myself. When I was a kid, 419 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,279 there used to be this collecting box outside the sweet shop, 420 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,599 a statue of a little boy with a leg iron and a walking stick. 421 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,719 He might have been blind as well, but I could've made that bit up. 422 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,400 And I thought, "I could do something about that." 423 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,759 And when I left university, I wanted to be a poet, 424 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:55,399 but I had to get a job to tide me over before I became famous. 425 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,360 So I… 426 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,799 I got work at a hospital for people with learning disabilities, 427 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,520 which was easy because no other fucker wanted to do it. 428 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,680 First time I went up there, I was frightened. 429 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:12,760 After six months, a nurse said to me, "You like working here, don't you?' 430 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,760 And I hadn't even thought about it, but I said, "Yeah." 431 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:21,359 And I knew then that this is what I wanted to do, 432 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:24,800 not because I wanted to do good, but because I enjoyed it. 433 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,439 - Do-gooders don't survive. - Hmm. 434 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,320 No one's ever accused me of being a do-gooder, so… 435 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,000 So, now it's my turn to say it to you. 436 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,279 You like doing this, don't you? 437 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,560 And not just because of Joe. 438 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,680 I don't know. It's kind of crept up on me, 439 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,240 the feeling that this might be my life now. 440 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,959 I didn't know what I wanted when I moved here. 441 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,320 I knew what I'd had, 442 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,040 knew what I'd lost. But… 443 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,000 For a while, it was just about surviving, 444 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:58,879 but now… 445 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,080 I don't know. 446 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,360 Feels as though it might be all right. 447 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,920 You okay? 448 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,080 Yeah. 449 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,239 How was the baby class? 450 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,879 Great, yeah. How was the suit hunt? 451 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,920 Good. Got something. Quite plain. 452 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,839 You and Ralph didn't go for electric blue mohair then? 453 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,879 We won't be having matching suits. I'm not best man. 454 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,479 - How was the baby class? - I thought you were. 455 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,920 I'm on the bench. How was the baby class? I'm gonna keep asking. 456 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,640 I don't know. It was full of couples. I'm not in a couple. 457 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,320 Full of women who had everything planned, it wasn't my thing. 458 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,199 I know "need" is the wrong word these days, 459 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,719 and we're all strong and independent women and all that. 460 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,760 "Need" is not the wrong word. 461 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:07,160 Has it occurred to you that you might need your mum right now? 462 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,439 So do you wanna go through the plan with me one more time? 463 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,359 No, and neither do you. 464 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:33,400 Just get an early night and then embrace the chaos. 465 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,640 It's guilt, you know. 466 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,320 The planning. 467 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,840 'Cos I can never be sure where his autism ends and my… 468 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,160 bad parenting begins. 469 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,959 I think I can plan my way out of anything, so… 470 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,360 I think if I plan, it might make things better. 471 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,079 Listen, I have a son 472 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,880 who's got a First in Modern Languages at Durham. 473 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,839 He's living back with us in his old bedroom, 474 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,919 delivering fast food on a moped so he can earn enough money 475 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,480 to get as far away from his mum and dad as possible. 476 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,000 In the end, it's all bad parenting. 477 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,199 And on that cheery note, see you tomorrow. 478 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,239 8:30. 479 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,599 Traffic permitting, yeah. 480 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,200 Traffic permitting? Do you think you should set off a bit earlier? 481 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,600 I'm winding you up. I'll be there. 482 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,559 And… 483 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,119 I'll take this map with me. 484 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,559 - No, I can bring that. - No chance. I know what you're like. 485 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,839 If I leave it, you'll still be tinkering with it at two o’clock in the morning. 486 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,360 See you tomorrow. 487 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,400 Hey, mister. 488 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,200 I'm not awake, am I? 489 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,160 I've got the hats. For tomorrow. Everything's ready. 490 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,280 What's all this? 491 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,559 I'm going to like the walk tomorrow, aren't I? 492 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,319 Of course you are. 493 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,599 The cross, the map, the park, the class. 494 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,359 You don't have to worry about any of those things. 495 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,879 All you have to do is walk. 496 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,800 And you walk better than anyone I know, right? 497 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:30,560 There! 498 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,760 Now, stay in your pajamas till morning. 499 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,840 You'll sleep better, I promise. 500 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,560 {\an8}I won't do it wrong, will I? 501 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,480 I won't do the walk wrong. 502 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,160 No. 503 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,519 No, it's not like that. It'll be fun. 504 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,559 Now go to sleep. You will dream better in your pajamas. 505 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:57,640 It will be fun. 506 00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,360 That's right. 507 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,160 Will Asif have fun? 508 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:02,720 Yes. 509 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,279 - Will Tanya have fun? - Yes. 510 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,320 Will Abby, Jacob, Caspar, Flo, Ibrahim have fun? 511 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:09,840 They will. 512 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:11,840 They will. 513 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,039 Hey, if I'd have known you were this handy, 514 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,799 I'd have hired you to build the extension. 515 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,440 I like to keep my hands occupied at all times. 516 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:34,999 Indeed. 517 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,200 Otherwise, who knows what mischief I'll get up to. 518 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,200 N… 519 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,679 - Bill's at his gran's. - Yeah. 520 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,040 In case you were wondering about me… 521 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:54,720 getting back… 522 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,240 if things… get out of hand. 523 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:01,520 Could happen. 524 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,839 Both of us on the green tea. 525 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,239 Ooh. You okay? 526 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,360 Yeah. Ow! 527 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,200 Would you like me to kiss you again? 528 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,480 We could give it another go. 529 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,440 - It's my phone. - I thought it was. 530 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,800 Hiya. 531 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,400 No, no, no, no. I'm… …just busy. 532 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,959 - Two secs. Don't go. - It's okay. 533 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,400 - No, no, no. - Honestly. I'll see you soon. 534 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,479 I involved him because I thought he'd understand it better, 535 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,479 but I've overwhelmed him. And what if he has a meltdown? 536 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,840 - I've got the other kids to think of too. - Whoa, whoa. Look. Listen. 537 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:01,040 Do you remember the time when he refused to get off the ferry in France? 538 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:05,319 Or when he insisted on jumping from the highest diving board in Center Parcs? 539 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:09,599 Or that time when he was three, and he pooed in the ornamental carp pond? 540 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,399 He survived those, didn't he? 541 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,679 - It'll be fine. - Will it? 542 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,600 Or it won't be fine. Either way, we'll deal with it. 543 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,840 Yeah. You're right. 544 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,240 Thanks. 545 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,240 Thanks. 546 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:38,960 Bollocks. 547 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,400 ♪ Ooh ♪ 548 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,240 ♪ Ooh ♪ 549 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,200 ♪ Ooh ♪ 550 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,280 ♪ Ooh ♪ 551 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,240 ♪ Ooh ♪ 552 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,000 ♪ Ooh ♪ 553 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,599 A walk in a park. A sponsored walk. 554 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,800 It will be okay. It's nothing to worry about, is it? 555 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,760 We might have to move soon. 556 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,280 Do you remember what we said? Out of bed by 8:00. 557 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,919 - It is too late now. - No. It's not. 558 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,960 You've got time. We can wait. D'you want me to help you? 559 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,920 - Do you want me to help you? - Joe. 560 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,160 When you say "Joe," you mean "wrong." 561 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,919 I don't, love. I don't. 562 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,159 I just want you to know there's nothing worry about. 563 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,080 I'll be there the whole time. 564 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,560 Put your clothes on, Joe. You will have a lovely time. 565 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,800 You will, Joe. You will. I promise. 566 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,999 It is twenty past eight, Ben. He's still in pajamas. 567 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,239 There's no need to panic. There's still loads of time. 568 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,600 Now, you see, that's exactly what I said to Joe. I can see why that doesn't work. 569 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,959 What's the worst thing that can happen? 570 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,919 Joe doesn't turn up. I don't turn up. 571 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,839 I've promised something that I can't do. 572 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,159 Heather is there. The volunteers will still turn up. It will happen. 573 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,319 But then Joe's day becomes the day everybody remembers 574 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,040 because Joe wasn't there. 575 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,799 "Joe's day." "Joe's day"? Listen to me. 576 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,959 He hates being the center of attention. 577 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,399 I should've seen this coming. 578 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,919 Maybe he's just over-excited. Look, shall I talk to him? 579 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,519 As long as you don't use the phrase, "Big day ahead of you." 580 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,799 That'll be Rebecca. She said she might come here first. 581 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,159 But that's good, 'cos then she can take the hats. 582 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,279 - The hats. The hats. - Don't worry about the hats. 583 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,480 Okay. 584 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,040 Do you like my hat, by the way? 585 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,079 It's lovely. 586 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,120 Can you… 587 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,799 You said, "Fancy dress," 588 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,000 we give you fancy dress. 589 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,680 Hiya. 590 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,840 You'd better come in. 591 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,360 Joe? 592 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,799 Joe, I won't come in if you don't want. 593 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,680 I just want to know if you're all right. 594 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,999 Oof. I'm not sure how that's gonna help. 595 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,559 I'm just trying to get everything done so we can leave when he's ready. 596 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,359 - I'll go and have a word with him. - No! 597 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,719 He's not used to you being here. He's anxious already. 598 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,959 If you go in, he'll feel pressured, and then it'll be a crisis. 599 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,359 - This isn't a crisis? - Look, 600 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,559 don't make this any harder than it already is, Paul, 601 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,439 - I don't know what to do. - I do know what to do. 602 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,319 Remember what he's like when he's like this. 603 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,799 I know what he's like. I see him all the time. 604 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,199 Of course I know what he's like. Let me just go and have a word with him. 605 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,759 You're the adult here, Paul, and he's the distressed child. 606 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:54,440 - Just try and remember that, will you? - That helps. That really, really helps. 607 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,600 Dad. 608 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,959 Maybe Alison's right. I mean, this is his and her space, isn't it? 609 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,159 It might just confuse matters if… 610 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,279 Ben. It's all right. 611 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,680 I'm just trying to help, and on your side, by the way. 612 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,119 No, look, Paul, you and Ben go. 613 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,279 - Me and Ben? - And we'll talk to him. 614 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,599 And If he won't come, I'll follow, and Rebecca can stay behind. 615 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,160 - Is that okay, love? - Yeah. 616 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,000 Joe? 617 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:40,399 Do you remember the map that Joe's mum made for us? 618 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,679 So, there's the lake. Can you see it behind us? 619 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,919 - Yeah. - Let's look… 620 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,480 No sign of Alison yet, but… 621 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,640 I've given the course the once-over, just to be on the safe side. 622 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,359 Glad to hear it. 623 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,840 I'm guessing you are the special school. 624 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,720 - One or two clues, yeah. - I take my hat off to you. 625 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,399 I'm Maurice. Alison's dad, by the way. 626 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,320 I got that. Heather. Joe's teacher. 627 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,559 Right, do we all remember our sponsored walk rules? 628 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,559 Has Alison told you what the hold-up is? 'Cos I've heard nothing. 629 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,639 First things first, toilet break. 630 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:13,039 So let's all walk over there nice and sensible and quiet. That's it. 631 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,600 - You don't mind giving us a hand, do you? - No, not at all. 632 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:20,000 Thanks for helping Alison, by the way. I've never seen her this happy, 633 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,519 - for a long time. - Don't be silly. She's helped me. 634 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,079 That's what you say, but she's my daughter. 635 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,399 I know she can be hard work at times. 636 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:32,079 You know, when she talks about you, I thought she was exaggerating, 637 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,359 but no, you're pretty much living up to your reputation. 638 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,359 - Right. Good. - Hello, Maurice! 639 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,400 - Hello. - Hi. 640 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,359 Is this the sponsored walk 641 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,799 - for Joe's school? - Yeah. 642 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,519 Right, okay. So Joe's dad said that you might be short of volunteers. 643 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:48,119 And I am fully checked. Have my certificate here, 644 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,039 as a matter of fact, you always carry it around. 645 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,559 - Paul invited you? - Yeah. 646 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,200 She's a neighbor of ours. Knows the territory. Got a deaf kid. 647 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,039 Yeah. Yeah. 648 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,719 So where is everyone? I thought they'd all be here by now. 649 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,919 Your dad and Ben, they've gone to the park. 650 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,039 We're just gonna stay here for a bit with you. 651 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,880 Will Dad be sad? 652 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,159 No, he won't be sad. He'll have a good time. 653 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,599 "Fiery Jack." 654 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,280 The Fall, 1980. 655 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,679 You like to walk. 656 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,000 I like to walk. 657 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,040 So we could walk. 658 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,120 Where do you think we could walk? 659 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,480 The other way. 660 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,240 The other way? 661 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,639 That way, Joe, with everybody else. 662 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,319 - Hey, hey, Joe. It's okay, it's okay. - Why d'you have to be different? 663 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,160 Why do you always have to be different? 664 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,719 Right, I'll tell you what, Joe, I'm gonna go now, 665 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:48,439 just to make sure the rest of your class are getting on all right, 666 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,040 and Rebecca's gonna stay here with you. 667 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,240 Okay. I'm gonna go. 668 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:00,999 It's just us two now. 669 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,080 Just us two now. 670 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,599 I know what this feels like. 671 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,360 When something's gonna happen, something good, even. 672 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,920 But then you start to think what it might be like, and you worry. 673 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,880 And the worry chases all the good away. 674 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,360 I know what it feels like. 675 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,800 I know what it feels like. 676 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,680 Look, man, I'm sorry about back there, 677 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:31,160 about butting in. 678 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,560 You were right, really. 679 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,839 It's just, when he's distressed, you get pulled into Joe world, 680 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,359 and all bets are off. 681 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,599 I wouldn't have liked it if it had been Molly and some bloke I hardly knew-- 682 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,920 You know what? You're right. You were bang out of order. 683 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,639 One question. 684 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,999 Does this hat make me look like a bit of a tosser? 685 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,480 If I'm being honest, it does a bit. 686 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,120 It's not a power play. 687 00:37:58,800 --> 00:37:59,720 It really does. 688 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,719 Bloody hell. No Joe and no Alison, 689 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,599 and you're giving yourself a pat on the back for turning up? 690 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,919 I can see where Alison gets her anxiety from, Maurice. 691 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,679 Me? I'm not anxious. I'm the calm at the eye of the storm. 692 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,040 If you say so. Who's this, now? 693 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,879 - What time do you call this? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. 694 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,000 It's fine. 695 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,479 - Oh, hello Sarah. - Hello! 696 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,520 Paul invited her. She's got a certificate. Where's Joe? 697 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,439 Right, everyone. Um… 698 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,799 Let's get to the start of the Sponsored Walk. 699 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,479 I want you all in a nice line, no bunching. 700 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,639 Where will they be? 701 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,240 They'll be just getting to the park. 702 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,880 The walk won't have started yet. 703 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,880 But I might need to get going soon. 704 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,680 Do you know the way? 705 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,440 What's the park called? 706 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,600 What's the park called? 707 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,280 The Sponsored Walk Park. 708 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,080 I don't know where that is. I don't live here. 709 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,120 How will you find it? 710 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:02,840 I don't know. 711 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,960 Do you know where it is? 712 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,360 Maybe you could show me the way. 713 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:27,199 - "The Life of Riley." - The Lightning Seeds. 1992. 714 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,559 - "Disco 2000." - Pulp. 1995. 715 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,320 - "Station Approach." - Elbow. 2005. 716 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:43,840 I will need a hat. 717 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,440 Okay. 718 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,400 Right. You all look fantastic! 719 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,519 So we are gonna head down this path and follow those blue arrows 720 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,719 until we get to our first station, and then we're gonna check you off, 721 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,839 and you might well get a reward. 722 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:04,760 You ready, Tanya? 723 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,360 Let's go! 724 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,479 Well done. 725 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,399 You owe me a fiver for the bubble machine. 726 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,200 Right. Lead the way, fella. 727 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,879 Off you go! 728 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,160 Yes! 729 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,079 {\an8}♪ Lost in the Milky Way ♪ 730 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,439 {\an8} Right. Yes. 731 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:49,439 ♪ Smile at the empty sky And wait for ♪ 732 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,999 ♪ The moment a million chances May all collide ♪ 733 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,919 Yeah, there you go. 734 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,599 There you go. 735 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,720 ♪ I'll be the guiding light ♪ 736 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,160 Here, young lady. How's it going? 737 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,639 Two, yeah? 738 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:09,080 Okay. Here you go, Joseph. Good lad. Keep going that way. 739 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,559 ♪ So here's your life ♪ 740 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,999 ♪ Here's your life ♪ 741 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,360 ♪ We'll find our way ♪ 742 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,799 One toffee. Thank you. 743 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,399 ♪ We're sailing blind ♪ 744 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:29,239 ♪ But it's certain Nothing's certain ♪ 745 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:32,800 ♪ I don't mind I get the feeling ♪ 746 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,719 ♪ You'll be fine I still believe that ♪ 747 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:41,920 ♪ In this world We've got to find the time ♪ 748 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,280 ♪ For the life of Riley ♪ 749 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,639 {\an8}Hey-ya. Got some fruit. Anyone like… 750 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,080 - Ew, no. - Okay. 751 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,239 ♪ The life of Riley ♪ 752 00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:56,199 {\an8}- Didn't have time for fancy dress then? - Oh! 753 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,520 {\an8}No, it's nice. It suits you. 754 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,759 Me and Bill like to wear them for our movie nights. 755 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,080 That's good to know. 756 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,039 {\an8}Thanks for coming to help. 757 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,320 {\an8}Oh. It's pleasure-- was a pleasure. 758 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,560 Whoo! Well done, Cristiano! 759 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,159 Well done, miss! 760 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,839 You're amazing. 761 00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,399 Whoo! Come on! Come on, Tanya. 762 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:25,359 - Well done! Fantastic! - Come on, Davidson. Come on. 763 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,800 - Bring it over here. - Well done! Yay! 764 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,319 See, I told you, it would be fine! 765 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,479 You did. 766 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:38,079 - Now you've just got to write it all up. - Yeah, but you know me. I enjoy that bit. 767 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,399 I'm in control at last. 768 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,159 So not just Joe who has found a positive outlet 769 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,639 for his obsessive behavior then? 770 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,840 - Well done! I'll see you later. - See you later. 771 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,680 Yeah, pass it! Nice. 772 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,880 Ooh! 773 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,400 He did it, then. 774 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,680 Yep. 775 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:15,439 At the risk of breaking my own resolution not to wade in, 776 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,920 I'm wading in. 777 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,240 I'm making a guess you're terrified. 778 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,080 It was the antenatal class. 779 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,760 It usually is. 780 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,240 I just-- I haven't done anything at all. 781 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,439 I haven't even got a presenting blanket. 782 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,240 Outrageous. 783 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,199 This woman in the class mentioned it. I'm not even sure what it is. 784 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,400 It's nonsense. It's just a blanket. 785 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,000 They just call it that so they can charge you more. 786 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,599 You were passed 'round wrapped in a towel after you were born, 787 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:48,880 and you were beautiful. 788 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,520 No one looks at the blanket. 789 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,760 - Really? - Really. 790 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,319 And that's it? That's what you were terrified about? 791 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,080 That and everything else. 792 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:04,720 Rebecca… 793 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,760 nobody knows what to expect. It's unknown. 794 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,519 Everybody's panicking in their own way. 795 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,959 Even the woman with the birth plan, 796 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,960 and the fully fitted nursery and the presenting blanket. 797 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:21,640 Is every woman thinking, "What if my child has difficulties?" 798 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,280 Is everyone thinking that? 799 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,760 Did it cross your mind when you were having me? 800 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,920 What about when you were having Joe? 801 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,399 I don't-- No. No. 802 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,919 But look, this was maybe always gonna be a question for you 803 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,240 because you grew up with Joe. 804 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,880 He's been your normal. 805 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,399 I looked at all the perfect couples, and I thought, 806 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,119 "I bet you all have perfect babies." 807 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,319 And if anyone's gonna have the less-than-perfect baby, it's me. 808 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,560 You know that that's not true. 809 00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:01,360 The woman in the class, she asked me if my baby was a boy or a girl, and… 810 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,680 I told her I didn't know. I wanted a surprise. 811 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:10,279 But the truth is, I don't-- I don't want to know anything 812 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,519 because something might be wrong. 813 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,239 And if I say that I don't want a baby like Joe, 814 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:17,879 then I'm saying that I don't want Joe as a brother. 815 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,320 No. No, you're not. 816 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,920 All you're saying is that you want a healthy baby. 817 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:27,999 You can want a baby without autism and still love Joe. 818 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,640 It doesn't make you a bad sister. 819 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,280 It doesn't mean you don't love him. 820 00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:35,560 You're not ashamed of me? 821 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:38,040 I could never be ashamed of you. 822 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,360 I wanted you to be ashamed of me, 823 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,440 to have a go at me. 824 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,000 Why, love? Why would you want that? 825 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:48,680 To… 826 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:50,560 give me… 827 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,960 something to fight against, someone to have a go at. 828 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,880 That way, there would be no room for regrets or doubt. 829 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,680 Well, I don't know a mother without doubt. 830 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,440 It's the first rule of parenthood. 831 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:06,719 Whatever you're doing, you're doing it wrong. 832 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,959 - What's the second rule? - That everyone else is doing it right. 833 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,599 You could help me with the birth plan. 834 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,479 Oh, boy, could I help with the birth plan! 835 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,240 Mine was 42 pages in a bound folder. 836 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,639 - Is that you volunteering? - Yeah. 837 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,800 If you would like me to, I would love that. 838 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,680 Of course. 839 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,120 Oh, my girl. 840 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,160 Missed a bit. 841 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,040 Thank you. 842 00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,480 This was great today. 843 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:11,560 It was brilliant. 844 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,159 Well, not everyone at the school mucked in, you now. 845 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,200 I know. 846 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,560 Sarah is an interesting choice. 847 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,440 I don't think either of us actually made a choice. 848 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,959 Any, um… Any allergies cropped up so far? 849 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,280 All right. All right. 850 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,399 Let's just say she's got a well-hidden sense of irony 851 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,600 - that neither of us fully appreciated. - If you say so. I'm not judging you. 852 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:46,880 - I talked to Ben. - Well done. 853 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,399 What? 854 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,639 I just don't really know what to say to you sometimes. 855 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,960 It's hard to do small talk with someone you know this well. 856 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,320 Are you two gonna be long? 857 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,199 I could have made you both a suit in this time. 858 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:32,440 Button flies. Why anybody still insists on using these… 859 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,280 There you are. Emporio Armani meets Emporio Penguin. 860 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,359 What? I thought I'd done them all. 861 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,800 I'll say this for you, Maurice. You scrub up well. 862 00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,759 - Ralph chose it. - Well, he's got a good eye, my boy. 863 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,439 He's probably feeling bad, leading me on like that, 864 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,879 - about being his best man. - God's sake, Maurice, let it go! 865 00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,879 I don't know what kind of speech Josh is gonna make. 866 00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,759 - I've not heard a word out of him so far. - Maybe that's why Ralph chose him. 867 00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,399 So he won't take all the attention on his big day. 868 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:01,680 Well? 869 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:05,800 You'll do. 870 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,400 You'll do. 871 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,599 Now go and get changed before I make a fool of myself. 872 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:16,520 Go on. 873 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,720 She likes it. That's why she's sending you away. 874 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,119 Don't look at me for an explanation. That's women for you. 875 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,600 You better get used to it. 876 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,079 Shall I go and get changed too? 877 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:33,399 You can give me a Frank Sinatra song before you do, if you like. 878 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,600 Maybe at the wedding. 879 00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,320 Those trousers are gonna need taking up, Ralph. 880 00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:45,760 Thank you for today. 881 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:48,840 It was fun… in the end. 882 00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:52,680 Yeah. In the end. 883 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:54,920 I'm sorry… 884 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,319 for having a go at you when you were backing me up with Paul. 885 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,680 I can't pretend I wasn't a little put out. 886 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:04,840 - But you're a family. - Oh. 887 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,999 - You're a good man. - And a top singer. 888 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,080 - You're not a top singer. - A great lover? 889 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,320 - Better than your singing, yeah. - Yeah? 890 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,400 - Kiss better? - Mm-hmm. 891 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,720 Mm. 892 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:23,280 Who could it be? 893 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,840 - Oh, it's Rebecca. Sorry. - Okay. 894 00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:29,520 Hello. 895 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,679 Hello. How are you? What are you doing right now? 896 00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,559 Hello. I'm fine. How are you? 897 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,040 What are you doing right now? 898 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,039 I'm fine. I'm speaking into the phone. 899 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,319 Well, I asked for that. 900 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:44,959 What did you ask for? 901 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:48,240 It's just a saying. Shouldn't you be in bed? 902 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:51,119 - Is Ben there? - Yeah. Yeah. 903 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,960 Ben's here. Do you want to talk to him? 904 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,159 - Is he sleeping in my bed? - No. 905 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:59,160 - I'll probably sleep in your bed. - Here's Rebecca. 906 00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:02,679 Joe, you did really well today, looking after everybody. 907 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:03,680 It's me. I'll tell him. 908 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,400 Oh. 909 00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:07,640 Thank you. 910 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:10,839 We think Joe's got a future as a card shark. 911 00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:12,959 He plays us. Maybe he's been playing us all along. 912 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,199 Yes. 913 00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,159 Do you remember that time in Corfu? 914 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,280 - It was Italy. - Uh, Dad says it was Italy. 915 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,400 Yes! That's right! That's right. It was. 916 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,400 Well, your dad's got a better memory for these things than I have. 917 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,400 - Good night. - Night, Mum. 918 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:30,080 And thank you for today. Thank you. 919 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:33,560 Night. 920 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:55,160 Dad? 921 00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,520 Okay, okay. 922 00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:06,120 Hmm… Is… 923 00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:08,159 that your card? 924 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,599 - How're you doing that? - Oh, I can't tell you that. 925 00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,400 I'll get chucked out of the magic circle. 926 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,080 My turn now. 927 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:17,840 Okay. 928 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:19,680 Okay. Go on, then. 929 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,560 Go on. Out into the hall. 930 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:25,839 No peeping. 931 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,880 Okay. Um… 932 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,160 Joe? 933 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,039 Joe? 934 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:42,680 Joe. 935 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,519 Yeah, he's gone to bed. 936 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,839 He's made himself disappear. It's a better trick, in fairness. 937 00:52:58,120 --> 00:52:59,840 - You okay, love? - Yeah. 938 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:01,960 I'm fine. 939 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,560 I'm glad your mum's found someone. 940 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,639 All that stuff at the house, that was just, you know… 941 00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:13,360 Things were a bit tense, but Ben seems nice. 942 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,240 And he seems good with Joe, and your mum likes him, so… 943 00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:21,160 Doesn't it make you sad to say that? 944 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,120 It makes me sad for you. 945 00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:25,960 Not for me. 946 00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:31,480 I'm sorry. 947 00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:38,720 I'll always be sorry. 948 00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:52,280 You gonna keep that suit on till the wedding? 949 00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,480 This isn't still about not being his best man, is it? 950 00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,079 He just wanted a mate to do it. 951 00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:04,519 Josh has been his mate since he was ten. 952 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,560 I could tell that by their repartee. 953 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,680 Do you think I drove Eddie away? 954 00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:17,000 - What's brought this on? - Something Ralph said. 955 00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:21,120 - "You're not my dad." - He was probably just being stroppy. 956 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,959 That's what young men say to older men. 957 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,279 I'm not, though, am I? I drive my own son away, and now, well, 958 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,399 what am I to Ralph when all's said and done? 959 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,039 You're just gonna have to grin and bear this, Maurice, 960 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:34,679 because this is Ralph's wedding. 961 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,319 Well, that's just it, isn't it? When you think about it, 962 00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,280 what's the point of me even going to the wedding? 963 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:41,040 Ugh. 964 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,440 Hello? 965 00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:12,520 - Hiya. - Oh! Hello. 966 00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:14,080 Um… 967 00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,599 I was thinking about Joe at Ralph's wedding, 968 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,999 'cos he's gonna need a-- a mate or two there 969 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,200 'cos kids get bored at weddings. And I was thinking… 970 00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,920 it'd be great if Bill could come. 971 00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:31,800 And he can't come on his own. So, maybe you could come, too. 972 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:33,360 To Ralph's wedding. 973 00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,600 If you're free… 974 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,560 as my plus-one? 975 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,199 Well, plus-two with Bill. 976 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,040 Yeah, obviously. 977 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:47,600 - Would you like to come? - Um… 978 00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:50,480 Uh, well, uh, yeah. That would be lovely. 979 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,279 Great! Oh, and, uh, Sarah? 980 00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,479 - Yeah? - Maybe don't wear the onesie. 981 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,959 Okay, then. Right. Uh, okay. Well, b-- bye, then, Paul. Bye. 982 00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:24,919 Have you seen this one? 983 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:26,440 That's lovely. 984 00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:30,279 Have you… seen this one? 985 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,560 I booked it. 986 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,160 Weekend after next, 987 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:35,079 if you fancy it. 988 00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,920 Yes, I do. That's lovely. 989 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:38,560 Thank you. 990 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,000 Looking forward to it already. 991 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,960 - Are you coming to bed? - Yeah, I'll be up in a minute. 992 00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:55,400 Yeah. Sure. 993 00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:57,120 In a minute. 994 00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:58,880 Ben? 995 00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:34,479 {\an8}This is Doug. He's Ralph's dad. 996 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,760 {\an8}- Hello, son! - Sarah! 997 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,679 You like Bill's mum, Sarah, don't you? 998 00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,479 I promise I won't get drunk and disgrace myself. 999 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,160 I'll be disappointed if you don't. 1000 00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,399 - I should have stayed in touch. - Yeah, you should. 1001 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,119 He's not seen you for ten years! 1002 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,359 This is the day before his wedding, for God's sake. 1003 00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:54,199 You've got what you wanted. I'm just not sure it's what Ralph wanted.